We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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