AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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