just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
