yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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