I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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