the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
do herpes really smell.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
