You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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