He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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