So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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