Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Is it penis luge time yet?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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