Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Randomize
