you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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