he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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