just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
