i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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