thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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