So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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