I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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