Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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