Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I just want to make out with him forever
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Randomize
