Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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