i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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