think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
worst night to have a conscience
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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