question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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