hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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