At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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