The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
a search helicopter?!
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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