I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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