i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
