he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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