I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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