i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
be right there i have to get my cape
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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