fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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