he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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