i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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