Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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