try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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