i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I wish there were birth control emojis
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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