That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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