i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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