I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
