have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
She told me I should be a condom model.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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