I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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