god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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