It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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