six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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