just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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