I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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