with your own penis?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Randomize
