More tranny stories later!
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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