There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
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