I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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