I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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