I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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