I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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