Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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