Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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